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Letter: True Hater
Dear Haters,

I have read your magazine and it’s amazing that the government allows people like you to print “bullshit” that is totally so Jerry Springer.  How did you and your company get your first issue out without being arrested?  So on that note “fuck you”, your magazine and the next generation who reads this shit. 

From a true Hater,
“No really a True Hater!”