Big Dyke, the product of a think tank and media watchgroup, is poised
to be the next rap superstar. Her agents believe that with her tough
street demeanor and rhymes laced with 1970s black nationalist sayings
by Angela Davis, combined with her fresh purple and pink leather
jumpsuit and lesbian stomach tattoos, Big Dyke can change the image of
what is "H-A-R-D" in hip hop.
"It's time to put an end to the miseducation of our rap sistas that we
ain't nothing but bitches and hoes. And it's time to punish the
corporations that get rich by promoting them."
Big Dyke, who works for a major corporation, raps about feminist issues
like eating other womens' pussy, and combatting sexism in the onstage
workplace. She has a book on Amazon distributed by Simon and Shyster
titled: "When Chickenheads Stop Giving Head: A Real Sista Breaks It
Down Into Teeny Tiny Pieces So That Youknowhumsayin'."
