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Squaring the Bolivarian Circle                                                      by
                                                                                                           

Now, Hugo Chavez is the Master Teacher.  The news story said:

"CARACAS, Venezuela - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez threatened on Monday to close or take over any private school that refuses to submit to the oversight of his socialist government as it develops a new curriculum and textbooks.

"Society cannot allow the private sector to do whatever it wants," said Chavez, speaking on the first day of classes." 

Just an observation:

Hugo Chavez should stop calling himself "society."  Not only is that a laughably brazen usurpation of the public identity, to an American it is just downright hilarious.  A buffalo-headed red guy who looks like bad Mayan  sculpture as the supreme political leader?  Supreme Radio and Communications jock?  Supreme television personality? 

And now Supreme educator and private school professor?  Give "society" a break.

How did this come to be? With limited interest, let's examine the Bolivarian Circle Jerk. 

At the time of this writing, on Wikipedia's conspicuously untalked about page on "Bolivarian Circles," we find this definition, which I have condensed for the sake of Society:

"The Bolivarian Circles are a loosely-knit political and social organization of workers' councils in Venezuela originally begun by President Hugo Chávez in 2001 [...] named in honor of Simón Bolívar. [...] most circles have
effectively disbanded [and now] the government sponsor[s] the Communal Councils that are considered the base of the participatory democracy."

Nota bene:  "The circles themselves were purportedly decentralized, made autonomous [...] however, Chávez authorized then-Vice President Diosdado Cabello to financially support them."

As distinct from Crop Circles, the deep reason and impetus for Bolivarian Circles:

[Bolivarians fix broken shit that the state can't, and] "before 2003 took part in various protests against the political opposition [...] blocked the entrance of the newspaper office El Nacional [...] Numerous journalist have been threatened, berated, and abused physically and verbally, particularly by members of the Bolivarian Circles. [...they also] became violent against the 2002 coup attempt."

In short, the US coup in Venezuela failed, and instead a local warthog wrapped himself in a mob of violent and
angry protesters and proceeded to seize and annex everything in the country in their name.

It's contagious.  "Pro-Chávez Bolivarian circles [are also in operation] in Europe, North America and Australia"

"Chávez swore all official Bolivarian Circles [more or less] under the following oath:"

I swear in front of you [Chávez], for [God, honor, motherland, soul to break] the chains that oppress Venezuela [...] I will [mindlessly replicate] bolivarian ideology [using] the popular organization [including] the bolivarian circles in the bolivarian web, in the bolivarian current, in the bolivarian forces and in the
Revolutionary Bolivarian Movement [and to use the Bolivarian placemat and eat the Bolivarian beefsteak] today is born again [...] by the will of the Venezuelan people. I swear that I will fight [...] for the defense of the
revolution, [...] sacrifice my life, for the glory of Venezuela. I swear that we will consolidate forever the bolivarian revolution"

Brand name is everything.  For inside this Venezuelan export product is the usual crap, catered to a South American / post-Iberian sensibility: Jesus, one's parents, oppression, and the Simon Bolivar brand. The main emphasis is on obedience, replication, and sacrifice, i.e. the Bolivarian Pyramid Scheme but circular, to appeal to females, native-americans, and cycylical thinkers.  I enjoy the peculiar emphasis on "consolidation" which is a staple fetish of the Schachtmanite neoconservative movement as well as King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella, namely power and institutional consolidation.

But this isn't your great granddad's New Spain.  Bolivarian Circles have their own "Youth," owing to precisely two reasons: 1) the need of totalitarian regimes to have a Jugend, and 2) the punk rock band sound of a name like "Bolivarian Youth."  The second reason is important to the predominantly white college students outside Venezuela who identify with this term.  Wikipedia proclaims:

"The Bolivarian Youth is a revolutionary anti-capitalist youth [spinoff] with varying approaches towards  democracy. [...] the ideology differs between participatory democracy through to Marxism-Leninism. The claimed purpose is to educate and mobilize revolutionary minded young people. Just like the circles the Bolivarian Youth movement is widespread in South and North America, Europe and Australia. The Bolivarian Youth is usually born from local Bolivarian Circles except in Colombia where they are mainly established and managed by the FARC-EP."

Thus, Bolivarian Youth are mainly one or two oldsters and many campus pinkos fresh out of high school forming a more perfect soviet union where everyone is distinct and precious, and nobody is fastened with a label that he
doesn't want.  Bolivarian Circles (CBs) also have genuine Latinos from Ohio, Wisconsin, and Boston. Alas, recently an entire field trip class was a teacher and some kids from a Jewish school availing themselves of the "teaching exchange program" which is a really a Bolivarian Safari for rich kids. All of these bastard communist stepsons of the teach-in are an internet networked organization of distributed cells either generated by or immediately placed in contact with the top drones of the Venezuelan hive or Colombia's FARC.

FARC is of course, the Communist Party of Colombia which finances itself by importing cocaine into the USA.

Normal people can stop reading the article .....now!

And for the rest of you:

Any normal reader will at this point feel as if he has read all anyone needs to in order to categorize "Bolivarian
Youth" organizations.  Those with a mind for trivia, or with a vested interest, waxwork fans, or information masochists should now quickly segue to the description of "anti-capitalist" which is the new Wikipedia approved weasel word for Communist and has its own non-stub Wikipedia entry which also purports to be a definition of a broad phenomenon, but which condenses into:

Socialism,
The Socialist portion of the programs of Social Democracy and National Socialism,
Anarchism, specifically an end to social domination by replacing it with the reactive and inverted social domination of Anarchists, and the prohibition of various forms of society and socializing that scrubs find
offensive. 

Owing to certain Biblical quotes, Anti-Capitalists also try to bring Christianity and Islam under the umbrella as anti-capitalist Social Gospel, but this of course can only be done as Unitarianism.

Predictably, the reference links for the entry on "anti-capitalism" go to (Chuck Munson) Infoshop, (Dave Walters) Marxists.org, SPUSA, and IWW.  As none of you may recall, SPUSA's break with Schachtmanism was that Max Schachtman deviated impermissibly from the Trotskyist party line of Comintern, which is a shunning offense.  Thus SPUSA is accurately described as Trotskyist which means Communist, not socialist, and this is seen in the totalitarian mentality in their publications, listservs and websites.  Only a tenured socialist professor (like Marx Wartofsky) splits the hair of whether a Marxist is a socialist or a Communist.  One need only read The Communist Manifesto, which of course was not titled "The Socialist Manifesto" and does not vary distinctly from the party line of Bolivarian Circles or of their members who are also members of other organizations such as EZLN, IWW, or... Indymedia.

I joined the Boston Bolivarian Circle email list about a year ago to collect information on the group.  It is one
of many hostile organizations harbored by Riseup.net and cerebrally conjoined with Indymedia.  Naturally, my inbox is now spackled and plastered daily with their obtuse raving bullshit.  (Unlike my own which is all placed here). Their mailings are usually in Spanish, which though I have learned fluently, I am increasingly loath to
read.  I just deleted a ton of their emails which are usually samizdata instructing the Boston Bolivarians to wail
and moan in the direction instructed by the Venezuelan Bolivarian Circles which are instructed by Hugo Chavez. 
Some of their more pathetically amusing mailings include rationalizations for and exhortation of local cells to
write exhortations for --the pyramid scheme of-- Chavez' legitimacy, Chavez' latest seizure of radio or TV, Chavez' all points hate bulletin against this or that political dissident, Chavez' seizure of the schools, and Chavez' latest realizations, diary entries, and bowel movements. They also write cargo cult odes and paeans to Citgo.

More about Boston's Bolivarian Circle:

The Boston Bolivarian Circle is formally called the CB-Martin Luther King, Jr. Boston, MA
(Nice abuse of the memory of Martin Luther King).

Website: http://www.bostonbolivarian.com/)
Email: vivabolivar@lists.riseup.net. 
Meetings: Encuentro 5, 33 Harrison Street, 5th floor, in Boston’s Chinatown.
Members: BC MLK has about 40 affiliate members who are financially outfitted for world travel on expensive socialist junkets.  The significant core of  members are, in order of projected local authority:

Jorge Marin leader, webmaster, CB-Martin Luther King, Jr. Boston, MA email: cbmlkboston@hotmail.com
Simon Farabundo Rios location, Boston. Advertizes on Indymedia, email: electrodread@hotmail.com
Raul Max Indymedia Puerto Rico, Puerto Rican Nationalist, location Mayaguez, PR, email: Raulmax@aol.com
Dawn Gable webmaster  www.cybercircle.org, steerer, Cuba Solidarity and Venezuela Steering Committee location: SF Bay Area email: cybercirculo@yahoo.com
Alvaro Sanchez Miami Liason in Bolivarian Exchange Program, location: Florida, email: a2000@rocketmail.com
Williams Camacaro listspammer, location: NY email: bosanovanuevoyazul@yahoo.com
Canela Saenz location: LA, calls it "Bolivarian Socialism" email:  Angostura1819@aol.com
Francisco Rodriguez Raul Reyes' FARC remailer and mouthpiece, email: francisco@datalatin.com
Melina A. Garcia information minister, email: magzul@hotmail.com
Yasmin college steerer, location: Minneapolis, email: Yasles@aol.com
Katrina Kozarek syndicator of consular demands, email: katrina@calleymedia.org
Bravo Pérez email: bravoperez1929@gmail.com
Paz Alegria email: wppm2003@yahoo.com (Beatriz Pestana.)
Carlos CarlosRon@aol.com

Note their travel advertisement: "The volunteer's physical safety is guaranteed by the local governments, and the
sectors can be considered relatively safe as there are thousands of Cuban doctors already safely volunteering in
all of these impoverished places for months." http://www.cybercircle.org/english/teach.html

Bolivarian sophisto, Melina Garcia has a better definition of the Bolivarian Circle than Wikipedia:

"The Viva Bolivar" listserv is a tool/weapon/pedagogy aimed at facilitating a unification of the diverse forces engaged in revolutionary action across our pachamerican continent. ("Pachamama," the Quechua for mother Earth. "America," the colonial label for the land from Alaska to Tierra del Fuego.) Our fundamental objective is the support, defense, and participation in the pachamerican struggle for liberation, as we see it imperative to look
past national boundaries in our continent.

We recognize the commonality of the Venezuelan struggle with that of the Uruguayans; the Bolivian fight for equality and the Haitian for democracy; the Cuban march against imperialism with the El Salvadoran battle against coercion; the Argentine front against neo-colonial trade with that of the Mexicans. We stand fervently against the neoliberal exploitation and militarization of our countries, our hemisphere, and the world, and in solidarity with the indigenous, worker, and conscientious human being of our planet."

As a fan of the Allstonian Quechua/Aymara band Fortaleza and as a Bachelor of Science in Latin American Politics, I declare the above to be the most persuasive presentation of the aims and goals of Bolivarian Circles.  However, in the grand scheme of things it is not that persuasive.  Certainly "tool/weapon/pedagogies" are of interest to myself and anyone wlse with a cursory education in linguistics, semiotics, teaching and politics.  But this is dashed by the assumption that operation of a samizdat and a bunch of communist teach-ins are a tool/teaching weapon worthy of the 21st century. They are just one of the myriad misuses of the internet by lamers, but not to be overlooked; as the phenomena of Amway and Scientology are not to be overlooked.

In form, this particular political personality cult disguises Communism as a Pan-American and Quechuan moral cosmology.  In function, it is merely a decapitated South American part of the Marxist International with the stated goal of Extreme Aztlanianism, or the belief that everything up to the Bering Strait should be annexed to a Pan-Indian Communist empire.  Reactive and situationist in nature, Bolivarians maintain that this posture is the "fault" of the United States. The disjunct in this reasoning is that such a posture hearkens to Simon Bolivar's mulatto and mestizo rebellions against Spanish and Dutch power.  Thus its anti-imperial thesis is smudged by the historical truth that South America and Latin America were ruled by local native -albeit technologically inferior- copper age and stone age empires long before America was founded.  Sadly, the Bolivarian Movement possesses all the tragedy and imitation of the centuries long dismal quest of Germania to form a centralized empire the equivalent of Rome's complete with bathtubs and philosophers.

I could entertain certain quality points which Melina Garcia does not make, such as the conflict of interest in
the US Secretary of War invading Guatemala to protect his stock interests in United Fruit, or Citibank's
annexation of the Bank of Haiti to execute colonial payments to Germany, but these are mostly academic issues
which in real life have little value save for producing the inflammatory rhetoric used in pamphlet pressing. If they did not happen, then other injustices and outrages would have had to be invented.  Granted these particular injustices did occur, but Bolivarians also consider maquiladoras to be injustices. They consider free speech, commercial radio, private school, and the criticism by foreigners to be injustices as well.  Thus they are patently ridiculous.

In ridiculing there is belittling.  Bolivarian Circles earn this, but one should take care not to belittle them too much, as one does not belittle the puncture wound, the breast lump, or the keyed car.  They can be successful despite having crazy beliefs.  Having and sharing crazy beliefs does not preclude one from creating a or running a franchise or succeeding as a highly visible proponent of the hive.  See Mormonism or John Travolta.

Some political science end notes about Chavez: 

Hugo Chavez is the typical latin american dictator in that he led a military coup followed by a modernization plan.  He got his revenge on the radio stations that refused to play his prerecorded tapes calling for massive civilian uprising.  In a sense, he is the consummate angry mix tape DJ.  He originally failed to take the country militarily.  He was arrested and pardoned. He ran as a revolutionary against a two party institutional duopoly.  He is an elected socialist who used his election as a mandate to impose the revolution from the seat of power.  His departure from world economics is in abstract theory potentially in the interest of Venezuelans, as long as they don't need pesky nuisances like rights or their property. 

The CIA failed in a (popular) coup against Chavez overseen by Iran Contra and PNAC necon bum Elliot Abrams.  Chavez publicly faked his resignation and re-revolutioned himself back into power. Chavez was opposed by 40% of the electorate in the last two elections, and has taken measures to destroy their liberties, media, and infrastructure.  Similar to George Dubya Bush, he ruled by decree for one year.  In the US, these are called "Emergency Executive powers," in Venezuela, they are called "The Enabling Act."  Whether filtered by the unfree media feedback loop of the United States or broadcasted directly by the Bolivarian Feedback Circle, Chavez represents what one of these Subcommandante Marcos EZLN types does when his "oppressed people" take power. They form alliances with Castro, FARC, Ahmedinejad, Noam Chomsky and Joe Kennedy II

Chavez also makes the usual Communist jokes like offering free oil to New Englanders in wintertime, and free houses to Hurricane Katrina victims.  Like Kanye West, his facile and media grabbing criticisms are enjoyed and  parroted by a few dedicated birdbrains and passed off as college dissertations and lecture materials.  In the Bolivarian Circle, Hugo Chavez is Teacha.
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References:

The Rutgers Bolivarian Safari Reportback:

"We, the delegation of young Jews from Rutgers, whose mommies and daddies paid a few grand for us to go on a field trip to Communist Venezuela, do find it a satisfactory location for the next Exodus. Fuck the USA! All we found down there were happy naked people eating bananas and playing the bongos. After meeting with the
beloved chieftain who grows all the pot and visiting their nice shiny bank, we instantly decided to join in the
festivities and have interracial group sex to unplugged techno music. We joined in the chant of 'all your national
radio station are belong to us.' "

--At least that's what I read into this letter:

[vivabolivar] Traveling Rutgers University Students Share their Views on developments in Venezuela

From: Williams Camacaro <bosanovanuevoyazul@yahoo.com> Jun 6

"We, a delegation of students from Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey, were
in Caracas this Saturday at a peaceful demonstration. Imagine a protest that was more of a celebration than an angry mob. Imagine ordinary citizens without ulterior agendas or motives celebrating the right to self-determination in the face of economic imperialism. But, we don't have to imagine it because we were there and that's what we saw on Saturday June 2, 2007.

After meeting with the Venezuelan Minister of Agriculture and the president
of the Agricultural Bank of Venezuela to learn about the progress of President's Hugo
Chavez sweeping economic reforms, we decided to participate in the pro-Chavez celebration to show solidarity with the people of Venezuela and their defense of Chavez' decision to not renew Rctv's broadcasting license. Traveling to Venezuela the day before, we were flooded with messages of fear of the allegedly unstable environment and distrust of the decision to cancel the station. Yet, upon arrival we were warmly welcomed into a beautiful city and felt none of the animosity we were told to expect.

Many of you may have heard that Rctv was forcibly closed down by a military dictator. However the station's
license expired and the government simply decided not to renew it. Over the course of Rctv's broadcast history, it has been used as a tool to incite violence, spread hatred, and promote disinformation. This was not a violation of
free press to silence the opposition; the public government simply reclaimed public airwaves. This station had the strongest signal and the widest bandwidth reaching the most viewers in the country. There are no other comparable channels in the country.

Participating in the march was an amazing experience for all of us. We felt

the enthusiasm and unity of the crowd. The atmosphere was charged with endless positive energy. People were dancing. Music was playing. There were even fireworks. Everyone wanted to be there. The State Department urged Americans to think twice before coming to Venezuela. We urge the State Department to think twice about their position on Venezuelan affairs."

Jason Bellifemini
Zenon Tech-Czarny
Jason Yellen
Marina Yalon
Tejas Kadia
Kyler George
Brendan Kaplan
Joseph Smalley
Johann Rinkens
Alex Bannwart
David Brown

William Kramer
Adjunct Professor & Researcher in Globalization and Labor Studies
Rutgers University
Cell 732-589-8024
wkramer@access4less.net
skype: williamkramer
PO Box 1445, Highland Park, NJ 08904