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Survival Advice for College Students
Haters Mag reprinted this from: http://www.eagleforum.org/psr/2002/apr02/psrapr02.shtml
It's pretty good advice:

   1. Pick your courses carefully. Since you are paying an enormous hourly rate for classes, don't waste your education dollar on trivial, non-academic courses, or rap sessions on highly specialized subjects of no value to anyone other than the professor who is writing an article for a journal no one reads. Don't waste your education dollar on trashy courses that are just entertainment or propaganda, such as courses in horror or porn movies, rock music, witchcraft, or gay or erotic writings.

   2. Don't think that the title of the course is a guarantee of what the course really covers. Get a syllabus to find out if the course has been politicized by the liberals and the feminists. The title may indicate a traditional course of study, but the famous DWEMS (Dead White European Males), who wrote the great books of Western civilization, may have been censored out and replaced with Oppression Studies, i.e., selections from third-rate writers who paint themselves as victims and attack Western civilization as sexist, racist, and oppressive.

   3. Take courses where you learn things that are true (not things that are false and must be unlearned later), such as engineering, math, accounting, statistics, and the classics.

   4. Avoid taking advice from college counselors. They are working for the financial interests of the college, not the students. Counselors frequently channel students into a schedule that requires five or six years to get a bachelor's degree -- federal grants and loans make this profitable for the college. Your degree isn't worth a penny more even if it costs you 25% or 50% more in money and time.

   5. Make sure you don't get trapped in a course taught by an instructor who doesn't speak intelligible English. Many important and necessary college courses -- especially in math and science -- are taught by immigrants who can barely speak English.

   6. If you take Economics, seek out the professors who teach the successful free-market economics according to Adam Smith or Milton Friedman. Try to avoid professors who teach the failed economics of socialism.

   7. Beware of professors of English who teach Deconstructionism. That means there is no such thing as intrinsic merit in a work of literature and that what matters is what you think, not what the author wrote.

   8. Avoid women's studies. They are usually just propaganda courses for sexual politics and radical feminist, and often lesbian, ideology and behavior.

   9. Seek out courses that teach the true history and achievements of Western civilization and the United States rather than multiculturalism, the code word for downgrading America as the worst of all cultures. Avoid instructors who impose their anti-Christian bias by demanding that students replace B.C. (Before Christ) and A.D. (Anno Domini) with B.C.E. (Before the Common Era) and C.E. (Common Era).

  10. Don't believe everything you read in the college catalogue. Many college catalogues are dishonest advertising because up to half of the courses listed may not really be offered, or may be offered only once in ten years.

  11. Take courses taught by qualified professors rather than by Teaching Assistants (T.A.s), underpaid graduate students who know very little more than you do.

  12. Beware of crime on campus. Most colleges conceal the actual amount of crime that takes place on college campuses. If your roommate is on drugs, has sex in your room, or engages in obnoxious behavior that interferes with your studying, demand a change.

  13. Prepare yourself morally and psychologically for the culture shock of freshman orientation. You might be asked to role-play what it's like to be gay, or told that if you object to coed bathrooms you need psychological counseling.

  14. Don't think you can get into a first-rate college because you are smart. Michele Hernandez, Dean of Admissions at Dartmouth, says you have a better chance of being admitted if you are from a ghetto, a barrio or an Indian reservation, or if you are someone they can feel sorry for, even if your academic qualifications are lower.

  15. Avoid the colleges that have speech codes. Speech codes are Political Correctness run amuck and an offense against the First Amendment.

  16. Don't pile up debt on credit cards. You will probably have plenty of tuition debt to pay off after you graduate and you don't need any more debt. Many colleges are secretly paid by the credit card companies for the privilege of pressuring college students to get credit cards even though they have no job.

  17. Don't think you are getting a good education just because you get high grades. Grade inflation is an insidious system designed to make you and your parents feel good about exorbitant tuition rates.

(HM note:  we don't believe the advice in #18 is necessary. But out of respect,)

  18. Seek out companions who share your values and beliefs. [...] join Eagle Forum [blah blah blah].