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You Keyed My Car, Bitch !                                                           by
                                                                                                         

I know I swiped this photo. You really oughtta look at the whole set at http://www.citynoise.org/article/2770.  As I understand the rumor, the one in the Freheitspartei jacket threw food litter out of his car.  Bike Girl threw it back in on him.  He threw coffee on her, then she keyed his car, then he gave her bike a beatdown, and all hell ensued.

But just look at this picture! 
It's a fucking Da Vinci. It's E.T. and Eliot touching fingers. It is so fucking rad. Look at the love there. The angry, cropped Alanis clutches the Blue Meanie while Bike Girl makes fishy faces. I'm fucking rock hard.

I know there is probably a lesson here, some great opportunity to discuss the object lesson of nasty, callous motorist scum, ELF terrorist bike couriers, and violent lesbians -- but I just can't.  There is something sublime and erotic about this photo which would only be negated by an insightful and didactic analysis.  Just feel it.