Your fucking slogan is great. Thanks for making me into a retard
as I listened to it ten times while waiting for the very late 0368 bus.
--I am important to you as a valued customer-- I saw that your
bus was fucking late because it can only go ten miles an hour because
you haven't fucking fixed it in the past six weeks. I just wanted
to say something, since I saw that. Yup. I did.
I wanted to report that I saw something suspicious. None of the
trains are ever on time. Isn't that suspicious? Never on
time. That's really fucking suspicious if you ask me. And
you did.
I see something else: The change slot at Porter Square is a real
pain in the asshole. Would you mind making the slot a little
wider so I can fit my quarters in? I mean, fit them in in a
reasonable amount of time. Like under five minutes. How
come the red line tunnel at Porter Square is so deep? Is it
because of the Commuter Rail? Why not put the red line all the
way down in hell? Hey, I see something. Rusty piss is
leaking down the wall and making a big smelly puddle. If I smell
something should I say something, or does that just apply to seeing
things?
I saw a couple of weeks ago at Arlington Green Line that you had a
train collision. I would like to say something about that.
Did that happen because you were being extra observant of Orange Plus
Alert Day? Or was there really a collision at all? I only
saw the Ambulances and the Bomb Squad. Hey! I saw a bomb
squad at a train collision. Isn't that suspicious?
I want to say something about how we are all being gassed to death in
your fucked up and falling apart death trap busses. I want to say
that you forged your inspection stickers. Is it okay if I say
that?
Can I have a T token? I just got fired from my job because even
though I left 2 hours before work, I still got to work 2 hours late by
taking the T. A token will really go a long way toward paying my
landlord and writing me a good resume.
I saw a T cop tell a woman that the MBTA is private property. But then
again it's called public
transportation. That's suspicious. I think terrorists are
behind that logic. Am I speaking to a raghead?
Oh yeah. I saw something wicked bad in Kenmore Station. I
tried to take a picture of it and a neanderthal on the Godspeaker
ordered me to put my camera away. I did right after I pissed my
pants. Do I need to tell anyone about that or do you guys got
that one covered already? Spying on people is suspicious.
Who do I tell that you are spying on me?
If you are spying on me, why do I need to be observant for suspicious
behavior? And why can't you see everything that sucks about you
if you can see people with their suspicious looking cameras?
