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M.I.R.A. Fails to Break the Piñata This Year                              by
                                                                                                         

1/11/06

In a rare triumph of common sense, the Massachusetts House of Representatives defeated 96 to 57 an allegedly "veto proof" bill to grant in-state tuition rates to illegal aliens.  The bill was supported by Attorney General Tom Riley in one of his regular bids to fluff himself up into something vaguely electable.  It was one of the most amusing times he has been shut down since trying to intimidate cryptome.org into giving him its user lists.

The In-State Tuition Bill (H.1230) would have charged students who have attended high school in Massachusetts illegally for at least 3 years the same tuition rate that any legal resident of Massachusetts would pay – regardless of whether they are a U.S. citizen or not.  This would have given preferential treatment to illegal aliens over out-of-state students and made a mockery of the in-state tuition received by U.S. citizens.   It is common knowledge that one becomes a legal U.S. citizen either by being born here or by Naturalizing which includes establishing a viable household, stable legal income, and taking a civics test in the english language.

Massachusetts Immigrant and Refugee Advocacy Coalition was notably perturbed that their pet bill was democratically defeated.  MIRA Executive Director Ali Noorani wasted no time in levelling accusations of racism saying, “The fear and hatred that fueled today’s vote are a product of the Romney administration’s sheer contempt for the community."  Noorani went on to inflame the passions of other categorically reliable lepers citing the governor's "record of eliminating health insurance for elderly and disabled immigrants, and now leading the fight against the In State Tuition Bill."  Supposedly the elderly and the disabled writhed in agony, grief and solidarity at being reminded of this.

How Obnoxious Was MIRA?

MIRA cleverly cast this attempted *rate cut* in it's own terminology, calling it a "power to pay the same rate," and not a "pork barrel project," or a "power to escape the burdens of citizenship," which it clearly was.  They called *illegal aliens* "undocumented immigrants" as if paperwork and not work itself were what distinguish good citizens from noncitizens.  They paraded around a Rindge and Latin student who has been "trying to get her green card" for the past 16 years.  They made the accusation that "Fear and Hatred" defeated the bill, but  MIRA was circulating this phrase well before the day of the vote: "Let the dreams of education defeat the politics of fear and hate."  Clearly MIRA had made up its mind in advance that fear and hate would figure greatly in the vote, and would make a great campaign slogan.

Aside from deck stacking, bloody shirt waving, and well poisoning lingo, MIRA also raised various spooks and specters including a group called SIM (The Student Immigration Movement), one of those fighting groups that a "growing number of youth" allegedly support.  Ali Noorani sent out a press release in an attempt to draw massive amounts of college students and intellectuals to the State House to wage a protest-even-as-they-get-their-way.  I went on both advertised days --on both 40 and 50 degree days-- and NOBODY CAME!  Nobody but the bored looking news vans and the paranoid dago in the blue SUV circling the State House watching for trouble.

One can conclude the following:

--Naturalized immigrants to the United States do not share the belief of illegal alien interest groups that America is a free-for all.  Not in the sense implied by socialists
of latino and eastern european descent.

--The bill was not defeated by a barrage of phone calls by racists to the State House.  Again, nobody showed up to make a fuss outside the State House a la the gay marriage lobby.

--Illegal aliens with a degree would go on to seek employment in the U.S. illegally, making them in effect high tech wetbacks.

--Illegal alien lobby groups are quick to lure local colleges with promises of 2.5 million dollar tuition earnings.

--Slogans like "Same State, Same Rate" do not always work to hypnotize people into a foot-stamping hoedown even though they rhyme.

--MIRA is not, as Ali Noorani monolithically claims, "public opinion."

--Berkeley students do go on to annoy people on both coasts.

--Ali Noorani intends to keep bringing this issue every year until resolve withers, U.S. sovereignty is worn down, and Latino and Iranian illegals are jumping off of buildings, falling out of doors, and not speaking English everywhere: "
This is not an issue that is going to go away and we are not a community that is going away"  Thus, freebies for foreigners becomes the new pro-life anti-porn, one of the defeated-yet-repeated idiotbills which assault the Legislature and waste time better used improving highways.



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Flipside is a born citizen of the United States who has taken 10 years of his time to learn the Spanish Language and read the literary works of its culture and civilization.  He has a minor degree in Spanish.  His best friend is a Spanish Teacher whose wife is from Spain.