In
the year
|
this
person
|
from
|
failed
to
|
and
so decided to destroy
|
and
expounded
his ideas in
|
and his fate was.
|
450 B.C.
|
Zeno
|
Elea (Italy)
|
Believe either
side in any discussion / withstand any criticism of his homosexual
lover Parmenides
|
Motion (replaced it with Dialectic)
|
Zeno's
Paradoxes of Motion
|
Arrested and
killed
|
25 B.C.
|
Epictetus
|
Phrygia
|
Escape Slavery
/ Be Happy
|
Disappointment
/ External Control (replacing it
with limitation of desire to non-externals) ""Anytus and Meletus
can kill me, but they can't harm me." |
The Discourses
|
Opened a
School / Converted many to the Slavery of Stoicism.
|
20 A.D.
|
Jesus of
Nazareth
|
Galilee
|
Make a Living
as a Carpenter
|
Judaism /
materialism / terrestrial rule / the integrity of the human identity.
|
The Bible
|
Crucified
|
1513
|
Niccolò
Machiavelli
|
Florence
|
Thrive without
Medici patronage
|
The classical
justifications and methodology of imperial rule (replaced it with realpolitik)
|
The Prince
|
Imprisoned,
tortured, became a writer.
|
| 1787 |
Immanuel Kant |
Prussia
|
Produce a
theological-scientific basis for Autonomous Thought free of the
dictates of External Authority. |
Reason /
Objective Knowledge / Objective Good (replaced
it with the "rule-based activity of 'synthesis'" and The Moral
Imperative / Collective Good)
|
Critique of
Pure Reason |
Old Age
|
1811
|
Nedd Ludd
|
England
|
Be Skilled
|
Machines
|
"* against the
machine"
|
Died in
Obscurity
|
1811
|
Georg Hegel
|
Germany
|
Unify the
philosophical dilemmas of history, philosophy, culture.
|
Division (replaced it with Historicism,
Dialectical Synthesis)
|
Philosophy of
History |
Died of Cholera
|
1819
|
Arthur
Schopenhauer
|
Poland
|
Find Salvation
from Life, Desire, and Suffering
|
Intellect (replaced it with Will as the Foundation
of the Senses)
|
The World as
Will and Representation |
Repeatedly
Sued by a Woman.
Died of Old Age
|
| 1843 |
Søren
Kierkegaard |
Denmark |
Reconcile
Christian Ethics and Human Emotion |
Alienation /
Dread Christian+Atheist Codependency: The Pride of Theological Despair (replaced it with Existentialism) |
The Concept
of Dread/
Either/Or /
The Sickness Unto Death |
Collapsed
|
1844
1847
|
Karl Marx
|
|
Be Jewish /
Make Money
|
Religion,
Money (replaced it with Communism)
|
Der Judenfrage
/
The Communist Manifesto
|
Old Age / Died
Poor
|
1849
|
Richard Wagner
|
Germany
|
Get Booking
|
Dresden, Pop
Music
|
Judenthum in
Der Musik / Die Walkure
|
Died In an
Argument Over Infidelity
|
| 1873 |
Mikhail Bakunin |
Russia
|
Philosophize /
Join the First International |
Government (replaced it with Anarchism)
|
Statism and
Anarchy |
Died of
Exhaustion
|
1878
|
Friedrich
Nietzsche
|
Prussia
|
Stay Healthy /
Distinguish Himself from Other Men
|
Man, Morality
and Ethics, Christ (replaced it with
Will and its Need to Negate)
|
Human,
All-Too-Human / Beyond Good And Evil / The Will to Power
|
Brain Cancer
|
1887
|
Emma Goldman
|
Lithuania
|
Get a Date /
Hold A Steady Job Manufacturing Corsets
|
Men /
Presidents / Government / Factories / Money
|
|
Old Age
Died of a Stroke
|
1897
|
Sigismund Freud
|
Austria
|
Get Over his
Psychosomatic Disorders / Incestuous Feelings
|
Religion /
The Integrity of Conscious Mind
(replaced it
with Psychoanalysis)
|
The
Interpretation of Dreams et. al.
|
Morphine
Overdose / Assisted Suicide for Cancer
|
1900
|
Georg Simmel
|
Germany
|
Gain a seat at
a German University even with strong recommendations /
Spend his whole inheritance
|
Intrinsic
Value of Commodity
|
The Philosophy
of Money
|
Liver Cancer
|
1921
|
Ludwig
Wittgenstein
|
Austria
|
Stably
Combine: Philosophy, Principia Mathematica, Aryan/Jewish
Mischlinge, Catholic Judaism, Industrial Asceticism, Homosexuality
|
Philosophy,
Language
|
Philosophical
Investigations |
Prostate
Cancer / Heart Attack Under Surgery
|
1922
|
Moritz Schlick
|
Austria
|
Grasp
Wittgenstein
|
Synthetic a
priori knowledge
(Mysticism / All Metaphysical Statements)
|
General Theory of Knowledge |
Shot by Nazi
Jealous About a Woman
|
| 1925 |
Adolf Hitler |
Austria
|
Paint / Win
WWI / Unify Germany |
Jews / Europe
|
Mein Kampf |
Shot Himself
|
1927
|
Werner
Heisenberg
|
Germany
|
Simultaneously
Assign Precise Numerical Values to Position and Momentum in Particles
or Energy-Wave Particle Pairs
|
Certainty
(below Planck's Constant)
|
Heisenberg
Uncertainty Principle |
Kidnapped by
USA
|
1931
|
Kurt Gödel
|
Austria-Hungary
|
Decide
|
Completeness
(of All Consistent Axiomatic Formulations of Arithmetic) |
Gödel's
Incompleteness Theorem
|
Nervous
Breakdown /
Schizophrenia /
Starved Self to Death
|
1934
|
Karl Popper
|
Austria
|
Verify the
"Verifiability Principle" of Logical Positivism / Live in Austria
|
Induction,
Verifiability (Replaced it with
Falsifiability) /
Totalitarianism
|
The Logic of
Scientific Discovery /
The Open Society and Its Enemies
|
Old Age
|
1945
|
Henry
Morgenthau
|
USA
|
Live in Germany
|
German Industry
|
Germany Is Our
Problem
|
Old Age
|
1950
|
Alan Turing
|
England
|
Distinguish
Machine from Human in Blind Test called an "Imitation Game"
|
Cognition (replaced it with Computation)
|
Computing
Machinery and Intelligence |
Suicide by
Poison Apple (Cyanide)
|
1978
|
Theodore
Kaczynski
|
USA
|
Pass an
Experimental CIA Stress Test Though a Genius / Socialize
|
Colleges /
Research Labs
|
Industrial Society and Its Future
(The Unabomber Manifesto)
|
Jailed
|
1981
|
Jean
Baudrillard
|
France
|
Ignore the con
game /
Believe Marx was an Alternative to Capitalism and not a Reflection
|
Reality,
Authenticity (replaced it with
hyperreality and simulacra)
|
Simulacra and
Simulation
|
Continues to
Simulate a French Eigenvalue
|
1994
|
Mohammed Omar
|
Afghanistan
|
Acheive
Wahabbist Pashtun Nationalism
|
Mujahedeen,
Western Civilization post 1200 A.D.
(replaced it
with Sharia)
|
Al Qaeda
|
Blown to bits
/ Totured / Brainwashed in Cuba
|
2002
|
Flipside
|
USA
|
Endure waste /
Fit into most human spaces /
Withstand prolonged Fight or Flight stimulus /
Subserviate to persons or the ideas of persons /
Legally promote a recording
|
Altruism,
Morality, Empathy, Collectivism, Deconstructionism, Doubt, Media (replaced it with Argumatics, Assembly,
Division, Control Theory, Modelling, Suprematism, Egoism, Will,
Cyberfascism)
|
The People of
Paradise /
The Flipside Intelligent Agent / Haters Magazine
|
Work In Progess
|
