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An April Fools Psychedelic Adventure                                       by
                                                                                                           
This is no ordinary psychedelic adventure, for only black cherry Smirnoff laced Dr. Pepper was ingested.

April 1st 2007:

One day after my meeting with Benador Associates freelance affiliate Seva Brodsky, I had on my mind the subject of people who are ideological opposites but who agree in most matters. I had just completed reading a book on Vintage Synthesizers (by Mark Vail).






This afternoon, I ate cracked pepper crackers with imported danish swiss cheese and ham slices, lime chili chips, guacamole, whitefish caviar, and drank black cherry vodka enhanced Dr. Pepper, which is like Dr. Pepper on steroids.

I have been playing fuzz pedal guitar (Coleman Astro Fuzz) with the amp propped up on my couch. As I am working on my next album, I have been periodically pulling songs from my record collection, ripping them to computer and digitally remastering them. My readings and my listenings have taken me to Voltage Controlled analogue synthesizer music, those machines with knobs and wires but no keys. I have been listening to Andre Previn (Rollerball), The United States of America, The Mystic Moods, Soft Machine, and this happened:

While honing in randomly on various records with songs of a particular sound, I pulled "Kelly's Heroes," "The Big Bounce," and "The Strawberry Statement." The sound I was honing in on is best described as stereotyped, almost parodied white bread countercultural electronic music. Coming off the weekend meetup, I have been deeply entranced in "real 1960s" versus "asshole modern lefty" activists, and have been looking for some great connection between all of these things.

Long story short, it turns out that the Kelly's Heroes song "Burning Bridges" is by Mike Curb Congregation. "The Big Bounce" was produced by Mike Curb. And again, The Strawberry Statement, a hippie tear gas movie was produced by Mike Curb, 1969 head of MGM records.

I has selected these records by sound and feeling with disregard to title and producer. And lo, three are produced by the same guy. Loving this amusing goocher I decided to look up Mike Curb and find what must be the salient connector of all this emerging nexus. And so I find what I am looking for:

"A "boy wonder" in business, at age 21 [Mike Curb] started his own record company [...] sold it out for a large amount of money,[... ] was then appointed head of MGM Records in 1969. [...] he was perhaps best known for his culturally conservative policy of ridding the company of bands that were associated with drugs or hippies, thus dumping the Velvet Underground, the Mothers of Invention and others. [...] he organized his own group, The Mike Curb Congregation, which along with the Osmonds was accused by critics of presenting a "white bread" sound but which sold millions of records. [...] Curb was encouraged to enter politics in part by Ronald Reagan. Curb was elected lieutenant governor in November, 1978, at the same time as the reelection of Governor Jerry Brown."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Curb

Thus emerges the self-assembling synthesis of my random acts of today into an understanding of what I must do in the recording of my new album: I must resurrect the experimental psychedelic electronic sound of 1969 while using it to endorse values that are extremely right wing, oppressive, capitalistic, and reactionary. At the same time, I must continue to lavishly miscegenate with the black musical idiom and produce something which is both utterly facile, and technically mesmerizing and incomprehensible.




Nota Bene:

The Strawberry Statement
cast: Bruce Davison, Kim Darby, Bob Balaban, and Michael Margotta

director: Stuart Hagmann

108 minutes (R) 1970 MGM NTSC VHS retail
Also available to buy on DVD

RATING: 6/10
reviewed by Gary Couzens
   
Simon (a very youthful-looking Bruce Davison, actually 23 at the time) is a student in San Francisco. A member of the rowing team, he's vaguely liberal in politics but generally unaware of what is going on - namely, student protest at the University's plans to repossess black-occupied tenements. As much through his developing romance with the more activist Linda (Kim Darby), he gradually becomes more involved.
   Needless to say, The Strawberry Statement (based on a book by James Kunen) is very much a product of its time. In the wake of the success of Easy Rider, major studios green-lighted many 'youth' movies like this, hiring younger directors who were - they hoped - more attuned to a demographic than the older studio heads. Some very strange and interesting films were made; including some that would be far too arty for a major studio to touch before or since. Taboos were being broken too, a process to which The Strawberry Statement contributes: it contains brief nudity and three 'fucks' in the dialogue.
   The Strawberry Statement has quite a few things in its favour: excellent performances from a fine cast, a strong sense of San Francisco at the time, and a literate screenplay by distinguished playwright Israel Horovitz (father of Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz). Horovitz also appears in the small role of Dr Benton. The film is clearly on the side of students: the title refers to a teacher's comment that a student's opinion is as relevant to him as whether or not the student likes strawberries. However, it's not too simplistic: one scene with one of Simon's rowing colleagues demonstrates that some of the students are very much on the side of authority against 'commies'. There's also an excellent soundtrack, featuring Joni Mitchell's The Circle Game (sung with much vibrato by Buffy Sainte-Marie), Thunderclap Newman's Something In The Air, Crosby, Stills and Nash with or without Neil Young, Young solo, not to mention John Lennon's Give Peace A Chance sung by the protestors. Unfortunately, that music selection may well preclude a retail video or Region 2 DVD release in the near future, unless someone spends the time and money to clear the rights for home viewing. (Apparently ex-rental videos can be bought online - presumably very old tapes released before someone realised that the music in the film was only licensed for theatrical and TV showings.) In the meantime, you'll have to keep an eye out for television screenings. In the UK, the cable/satellite/digital channel TCM has shown it more than once recently.
   What lets the film down is its direction. Stuart Hagmann was a TV director, with several episodes of Mission: Impossible to his name. The Strawberry Statement was his theatrical debut. He directed one more film (Believe In Me, 1971) before returning to the small screen, and the IMDb lists no credits after 1977. His penchant for odd angles and tricksy cutting is also very much of its time, and becomes distracting. His pacing is off, making the film drag in places, and the switches in tone (comedy, romance, stark tragedy) don't entirely work. He has a strange liking for overhead shots, taken to an extreme at the film's ending (some shots of protestors looking like something Busby Berkeley might have devised), distancing us when we should be most involved.
   Despite its flaws, The Strawberry Statement is an interesting film from a time of considerable changes in Hollywood, and it remains worth tracking down today.