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Meeting Crash: Boston Spartacus Youth Club                        by
                                                                                                         
Friends of Spartacus Youth Club is a node of the communist network operating on college campuses across the United States.  The Boston University node, which meets in the GSU building, was set up by leader Albert L. Sargis (BU) Ret. 2005 CAS Prof. 17 years.  Being also a co-director of  the (usually closed) Center For Marxist Education in Central Square Cambridge, MA, he opened the door to communist recruitment at B.U.

Membership information for FSYC is on file in the BU student organizations office of in the GSU.  The "Sparts" advertised their 9/8/05 meeting on Boston Indymedia Center.

I have had previous encounters with the Sparts:  The most memorable was at a Copley Square rally for illegal aliens and their "right" to own driver's licenses.  It was there that I met Hairlip Girl, who asked me if I had heard of Spartacists.  I said yes, they are they are the Communists who had to be gunned down in Germany.  After flushing red, she asked if I was an anarchist, I said no, capitalist.  Then she said "Nooo," refused a copy of Haters Magazine and later stomped back over to snatch one from me.

The Meeting Crash:


I attended the Spartacus meeting in BU tower. Present were five core members: the Hairlip Girl, a plain girl, an intellectual girl, a skinny boy with a Russian Red Army hat, and a skinny boy with a high pitched voice.

First the skinny high pitched boy gave a rambling half hour Marxist lecture. Then Red Army Hat asked him a theoretical question, preempting real discussion and enabling skinny high pitched boy to speak another ten minutes.

After the boring lecture, they tried to sell magazine subscriptions and get one black and three mexicans to join. They were very patronizing to the black, bringing up his race constantly. All the core members of Spartacus were white.

Skinny high pitched boy stated that "families" are a conspiracy perpetrated by the capitalist bourgeoisie to enslave women and brainwash people. He crumbled when challenged on this point, since he himself had to acknowledge that he came from a family. An amusing side note was that I brought a toddler to the meeting.  He was somewhat well behaved, but did not silently enjoy the speech while nodding.

While skinny boy claimed to have a family, he did not have a spouse or children. Nor was he prepared to accept that most Americans have these things, which makes a lot of inertia for any potential revolutionaries.

Hairlip Girl asked me to leave a couple of times, since "we can't have babies around." When I asked if families will still exist after "the revolution," she said yes and got angry.

Red Army Hat guy shied away, when asked if he would like to read my parody of the original Spartacus manifesto. One can't clutter one's ideology with jokes or rival opinions.

In an another amusing side note, the black was a born again christian, there to bait atheists. He was cool for that.

My conclusion based on this meeting crash is that the Communist Revolution is seriously fucked.  The Red Guard is a bunch of gay-loving emaciated dweebs who couldn't Smash Cornflakes with a hammer let alone Smash Capitalism with a hammer and sickle.  The only revolting elements with any shock value are the judgement of the BU administration in allowing violent groups to operate in their broom closets and that several such broom closets exist across Campus Boston, with branches of the same organization, most likely informed by the same sad group of people.