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University of New Hampshire Alumnus Calls for Alumni Divestment from Athletics Department                                                                  by
                                                                                                         
Sent to the UNH Athletics Dept. Board of Directors on 2/20/06:

"Spineless" Marty Scarano has sissified the sport of hockey by cowtowing to interest groups and banning the song "Black Betty" from UNH hockey events.  His facile reasoning is that he is promoting diversity and sensitivity by insulting the vast majority of UNH hockey supporters on behalf of a small but vocal minority of morons whose leftist agenda dovetails with the agenda of board members in the financially troubled athletics department.

This ignoramus has not only spoken beyond his area of expertise (sports), but has insulted the band Ram Jam (who has been notified), and shown disrespect to the original composer of "Black Betty," the famous blues musician, Leadbelly.  He has shown disrespect to thousands of UNH alumni who must now face with disgust that socialist fanatics are erasing some of the finest and most fondly remembered traditions enjoyed by former UNH students, and that the University expects in some strange way to capitalize on this decision.

It is for these reasons therefore, that I do call for financial divestiture from the UNH Athletics Program.  News of Mr. Scarano's buffoonish behavior is now circulating widely amongst UNH alumni.  I am, in fact, one of five students from my graduate year to have received email today and to have seen news articles about this obscene stupidity.  I encourage my fellow alumni to refrain from purchasing tickets to UNH hockey games.  I encourage my fellow alumni to refrain from investing in UNH Athletics, and I encourage UNH students to refuse payment on that portion of their tuition which subsidizes the current tomfoolery in the Athletics Department management.

Furthermore, I do intend to publish negative views on this travesty in American culture in my magazine and disseminate it as widely as possible.  I also endorse the Free Black Betty website and their nationwide campaign.  I will also send word to other UNH Alumni and to various media outlets that UNH's official policy on diversity is to eliminate it wherever the diverse population happens to be the vast majority, those persona non grata who pay through the nose to be told as much.  In this way they can be notified and stop paying to be insulted.

Sincerely,

Robert Goodwin
Alumnus, University of New Hampshire, Class of 1995

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